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Going Demotivational Poster


FOLLOWING THROUGH TO COMPLETION - That's how you execute a plan


TAGS: going by the zoo tomorrow
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 11:37 am
Just did the math. $560/day x 365 day/yr x 25yr = $5,110,000, or $5,113,500 if you count leap years.
Sean - December 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
I swear, Airman, I was going to snopes this myself, but only out of curiosity. I would not have posted the result of that. Unlike the Obama poster I did snopes, this one was not collecting nasty comments from right-wingers.
Chillax - December 19, 2009, 6:37 pm
Another Urban Myth http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:03 am
The simplest plans are always the best.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:45 pm
Excellent Airman, 5Ls.
rerun - December 18, 2009, 4:44 pm

amazing
Occupo Noctis - December 18, 2009, 4:34 pm
*bows in respect* That's dedication!
Zagato - December 18, 2009, 3:31 pm
the guy had to be French, those dudes are always getting away with this kind of epic ****
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 11:09 am
Pure win!!!! 5 Golden Tickets for this one
thatonechick - December 18, 2009, 10:39 am
This is epic, actually.


GOING TO WAR - Fo' Shizzle Ma Nizzle!




PREDATOR DRONE -




YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? - I tolerated it when you brought home a baby. That bird, I’ll get that bird, mark my words. Now you want to get a dog?




WHY? -


TAGS: question everything isnt going to solve anything
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

TheOne - February 15, 2011, 7:34 pm
This made me laugh and with me thats pretty rare.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 5:11 am
i like it and didn't know it... ;)
Sho - May 9, 2010, 3:46 pm
I kinda miss them tunnels
Kspace - May 9, 2010, 2:17 pm
Back in the day we'd have called this tunnelbait...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:32 am
Prove it...check the queue
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:30 am
everY everY I know I typed that y. Where did it go? Y oh y?
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:29 am
Each and ever one. I make it a priority to be online just so I can approve your posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:28 am
so.....All of mine is what you're saying.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:25 am
I'm no help... I let a good three-fourths of the 2L and below posters through. :S
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
*y
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
Where were ou TOC?....Aggy was too drunk to stop this last night.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:12 am
Motifakes with no subtext are usually rejected anyway.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:04 am
Prime example of a "no effort" Motifake. 1L
Klara - May 9, 2010, 9:01 am
Why? Do I already know this one


PLANES -


TAGS: holy f*** were going down pzy
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 10:11 am
agreed
TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 10:11 am
agreed
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 10:32 pm

lol


GOING POSTAL - You never know who will snap next




CLEANLINESS -


TAGS: going blonde eh
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Sean

MO - August 7, 2009, 3:58 pm
Hun? You know I think you're the greatest! Just the most amsome ever, Right? Right????
Haarakkon - August 7, 2009, 10:37 am
Aight. Dibs on the saw.
agdaniele - August 7, 2009, 1:40 am
Dibs on the sis!
Agent K - August 6, 2009, 11:14 pm
f*** it id take that risk! lol
Sean - August 6, 2009, 10:32 pm
Hey dudes, my kid sis is now available!!!


GOING COMMANDO - Literally




TRYING - Is the first step to failure.


TAGS: thats going to leave a mark
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

Iconoclast - August 24, 2010, 9:19 pm
But, TRYING is also the first step to success. If you try, you may fail. If you fail to try, you will never succeed.
crankyhead - August 24, 2010, 9:16 pm
nice poster AA
pzykosiz - August 24, 2010, 8:56 pm
an old one, but a good one, 5L's
spacedog - August 24, 2010, 7:02 pm
HA! Nice one. Good thing he's wearing a helmet or he might have messed his hair up. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 24, 2010, 6:57 pm
Looks familiar. 5L


POPPING THE QUESTION -


TAGS: i m going to be killed in the street for this one
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:20 am
awesome 5L
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 1:11 am
tht would be an interesting proposition. i'd say it's a bit late for me to try that though
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:07 am
lol, 5, What if someone proposed via motifake?
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:04 am
LOL!!


NEW BEGINNINGS - “The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.”


TAGS: where are you going
Rating: 4.73/5

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thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:31 pm
Stop motivating me. We are DEmotivational. LoL


W.W.J.D? -


TAGS: religious parody i am soooo going to hell
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by sickartist

ICEMAN - April 10, 2010, 12:42 am
@ Claire, I have been officially designated as the 'World's Tallest Midget' at 6'2"
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:38 pm
I'm voluptuous, not fat! (lol ironically I'm actually about 90 lbs.)
Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:32 pm
and 475 pounds! Those are pancake proportions! You'd have to be wider than you are tall!
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:30 pm
There aren't really any "official standards" for being a midget. I am also about 4' 10''.
Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:29 pm
Take that, halve it, and have a great time. Do you know how hard it is to run into a midget? I mean, the proportions have to be just right...otherwise, she's a dwarf.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:24 pm
What constitutes a midget? Trashette is about 4'10".
Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:22 pm
What are you talking about? Midgets are awesome! You know, it seems like you can never start a serious relationship with a midget; people just look at it like it's some HUGE joke. I mean really...no one cares if you're dating a WMBA player.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:22 pm
475lbs would be pretty slim if you were a cow like moooooooooooo.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:18 pm
It's True. Yet only tiny women want me. It's a curse.
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:16 pm
What are you trying to say? I'M BEAUTIFUL!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 9, 2010, 10:52 pm
d***!......I hear TTH is a Chubby chaser.
Claire - April 9, 2010, 10:37 pm
But... I've already lost 300 hundred pounds... I now weigh 475.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 9, 2010, 10:26 pm
sorry Claire.....you need to watch your calories.
Claire - April 9, 2010, 10:24 pm
I would like a doughnut!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 9, 2010, 10:15 pm
5 sacrilegious lions for you. I'll have a warm glass of whiskey waiting for you in hell.....we'll run that m**********r our way!


GOING THE DISTANCE -


TAGS: going the distance marathon
Rating: 1.17/5

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boeweizer - November 22, 2009, 9:22 am
when you see it you try to hold back your barf


Get Up 'N Go -


TAGS: norning coffee pot going enemas
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 10, 2014, 12:02 am
In other words mizzdizz...you enjoyed that morning coffee huh?
MissPriss - December 10, 2014, 12:00 am
Now ya done gone and made me feel doubly honoured! Referencing my work/words with the likes of Greeny and knowing that you're kacking yourself!
MissPriss - December 9, 2014, 11:58 pm
Sod, good to know it's on your screen and not in your pants my old friend! Thanks for the vote.
mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 4:00 pm
Once again, I am taking advantage of the portability of my laptop--- we won't discuss the results of laughing that hard, that suddenly as it would be highly inappropriate, even here! LOL!
GaryO - December 8, 2014, 8:46 am
I haven’t kacked like this since Greeny’s ‘female claim to childbirth pain’ 5L/fav
GaryO - December 8, 2014, 8:45 am
In other news; atomized coffee creates an unusual hand rubbed patina
GaryO - December 8, 2014, 8:44 am
This just in; h** beverages travel at a much faster rate of speed upon exiting the esophagus once mixed with a sudden rush of oxygen.
Oldsod - December 8, 2014, 7:18 am
...and now, I have coffee on my screen. 5L.


GOING TO HELL IN EVERY RELIGION - And so enjoying the trip ...




RUB-A-DUB-DUB - Time for some Grub


TAGS: av going home
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 8:41 pm
5 LCAC's! I was in the gator fleet
GySgt1811 - September 16, 2010, 7:08 pm
Tuna Boat, Tuna Boat, where do you roam?


HI YA KIDS... - Wait, where are ya going? Aren't ya gonna give Grampa a hug? And introduce me to your friends? Why are you crying?




BACK TO SCHOOL -


TAGS: rejoice timmy is going back to school
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 7:40 pm
Well yeah. A motherly kind of wild beast in a cage. ;)
Faceplant31 - August 5, 2010, 7:17 pm
Did you just refer to TOC as a wild beast in a cage?
ICEMAN - August 5, 2010, 7:13 pm
Go ahead & poke the wild beast in the cage, cb. Time to drop it & move on.
crystalballer2829 - August 5, 2010, 4:21 pm
Sure, but they would DEFINITELY hurt your foot.
thatonechick - August 5, 2010, 12:07 pm
Hey, I feel like kicking some balls. Shall they be crystal?
crystalballer2829 - August 5, 2010, 11:33 am
2.25 average says that I have only TWO posters (I have a job, you should get one too) OR I don't have a group of "motifakers" who give me good ratings regardless of how terrible it is.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2010, 8:23 pm
"as you know" Huh? we don't know you, nor do we care to.
rerun - July 29, 2010, 8:06 pm

wow CB...all one has to do is look at your michael j. fox poster to know you should NOT be pointing fingers
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 8:04 pm
2.25averagesayswhat?
crystalballer2829 - July 29, 2010, 2:14 pm
"Less than tasteful" were the wrong choice of words. I, as you know, enjoy off color humor. If this fake were to improve on the original joke, I would've given it 5L. However, it did not. I think you guys have lost your touch...
crankyhead - July 22, 2010, 4:34 pm
The teachers at this school give out homework? what? =)
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 4:33 pm
Whoa, glad my comment wasnt seen as an attack. thanks for understanding ice.
ICEMAN - July 22, 2010, 4:27 pm
Heh, heh. You crack me up, Face. ;)
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 4:24 pm
Iceman shoot and OWNS!! And the crowd goes ape ****!!!
ICEMAN - July 22, 2010, 4:19 pm
Less than tasteful? You mean like http://www.motifake.com/michael-j-fox-michael-j-fox-demotivational-poster-99160.html? Don't you have some homework Timmie?
crystalballer2829 - July 22, 2010, 1:34 pm
1L for ripping off a FarSide comic in a less than tasteful way. Sorry, :)
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 10:31 am
AMSOME! 5L


PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE - The should certainly get Al Qaeda's attention


TAGS: going retro on their ass
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Airman

Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 4:07 pm
I due the same thing.
Airman - March 16, 2010, 4:04 pm
d***it.. that is a really cool picture, and I get in a hurry and don't proof read. Thanks for looking a bit sideways
Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:04 pm
Mod lite fail! I read right over it anyways Airman
R.S.Jake - March 16, 2010, 12:07 pm
I totally missed that, sorry.
Airman - March 16, 2010, 12:04 pm
*THIS, not the


REPEATING LYRICS - Ever accidently leave your Ipod on repeat song all night then wake up?* *"It's not your fault, it's not your fault."


TAGS: repeating lyrics going crazy ipod
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by MercAlert

MercAlert - March 12, 2012, 6:28 pm
The guilty speak. For I never said that I own an Ipod, I simply asked a question which involved an Ipod.
Bolverk37782 - March 11, 2012, 8:30 pm
Confessing to owning an Ipod. WHAT A FASHION VICTIM, Other MP3 players are avalable.
Verdeckt - March 10, 2012, 7:26 pm
Killing in the name of...
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:05 am

mahna mahna....


PROCESSIONS -




A HARD LIFE -


TAGS: beer keeps us going
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

Dangle - May 13, 2010, 1:01 pm
notice the cap is off, and who opens a bottle of jack and doesnt take a swig or two at least? so there was room to freeze.
forseti - May 13, 2010, 6:36 am
about -25° Celsius (-13° F) is the freezing temperature of booze with 40 per cent of alcohol concentration. I just wonder why the bottle didn't burst...
Bob D. Sailor - May 13, 2010, 1:38 am
Does anyone know at what temperature Jack actually freezes besides f'ing cold?


AL SHARPTON BLASTS TIGER WOODS FOR LACK OF MISTRESS DIVERSITY -


TAGS: you knew it was going to happen
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
Unfortunately Sean I did not have a whole lot to do with the text...Just turned it into a poster b/c I thought it was funnier than hell when I read it. PS I would love to write for The Onion some time!!!
Sean - December 13, 2009, 8:16 pm
If it ain't real, I want Bone to march over to The Onion and apply for a job. Hilarious.
Derek - December 13, 2009, 3:47 pm
My goodness. This appears to be real.


RAINDROPS - Keep falling on Ahmed But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red Cryin's not for me




GOING DOWN -




SUCCESSFUL SHOPPING -




PACK YOUR BAGS - We are going on a guilt trip ...




HEY HEYKID -


TAGS: kid directions going crazy socks
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

ICEMAN - August 17, 2010, 11:19 pm
You made a funny. 5


OPTICAL ILLUSION -




LIFE IS A JOURNEY -




Life -




Hold Your Tongue -


TAGS: a drunken man on a flight to new york was duct ***ed to his seat by fellow passengers after attacking one woman and screaming the plane was going to crash jan 4th 2013
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 13, 2013, 1:09 pm
So true that did you know, you can get decorated duct ***e! What will they think off next...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:42 am
I'm amazed at how awe5ome duct ***e is at fixing anything! Lol!


Advancement -


TAGS: going places advancement
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Zetmonk - July 8, 2013, 3:11 pm
And insanely depressing.
lgvernon - July 7, 2013, 12:42 pm

This is great! GREAT! G.R.E.A.T!~~Another 5LLLLL
ughomer - July 7, 2013, 3:38 am
...and the hits just keep coming. 5L Verdeckt.


30 PIECES OF SILVER -


TAGS: april calendar 2010 dash revenge dash judas dash what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity dash where i am going i can only take smiles
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Derek - April 8, 2010, 4:37 pm
Sadly ineffective on some people
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:49 am
Excellent!


IT'S A MOD,MOD,MOD,MOD WORLD -


TAGS: stay right there your babys coming mama everythings going to be alright
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by spacedog

boeweizer - April 16, 2010, 9:54 pm
if it gets rejected correct it
CpnKangaroo - April 16, 2010, 7:15 am
5l, for making a reference to one of my favorite movies
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 11:37 pm
*Snicker* 5L
Cubbybear - April 15, 2010, 11:21 pm
My sentiments exactly...5/5


IMMORTALITY -


TAGS: immortality assignment pray for our sinners now and till the hour of our death seriously otherwise it is going to be eternally boring
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by pieman

Cyrenius - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am
Not the fun peoples, only the g** ones ;)
Zealot - May 7, 2010, 4:31 pm
cheers*
R.S.Jake - May 7, 2010, 3:49 pm
I'll drink to that!


MUTUAL SUICIDE -




MEET SEAN -


TAGS: im only going to warn you once to not read this poster
Rating: 3.91/5

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Sean - December 27, 2009, 4:51 pm
Love it. And ever since I saw the movie Tremors, that costume has taken on new layers of creepitude -- must be the bunny-rabbit heads on the hands and feet. Uncalled for.


WELCOME TO MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: hang on it s going to be a bumpy ride
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by sickartist

R.S.Jake - February 22, 2010, 11:01 am
I thought it was a "Pope of Douche" costume.
angryceltic - February 22, 2010, 2:02 am
no its more than that look closer a schoolgirl Vader shes tide up
MrBlack - February 21, 2010, 1:33 pm
The cell costume. That was what surprised ye? Not the schoolgirl Vader?
CpnKangaroo - February 21, 2010, 1:04 pm
how in the hell does anyone have a cell costume?


SPACE TRAVEL - Such a challenge


TAGS: i m going to hell for this one
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

Me_ - April 21, 2010, 3:27 pm
Too Soon.
jam1977 - April 20, 2010, 1:36 pm
N.A.S.A = Needs Another Seven Astronauts
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:31 am
In that case ....she overcharges, and...well..........Cottage cheese!!!!
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:23 am
Hell yeah!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:18 am
Are we still talking aboot your sister?
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:16 am
sh**.... block.... rebound.... SCORE!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:15 am
Mark?....I'd say it hit it's Christa.....
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am
Slim Pickens... eat your heart out!
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:11 am
(incredible comment,moooooo)
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:11 am
I'd have to say it hit it's mark.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:10 am
Childhood dreams and schoolteachers...
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:06 am
So, what are they shooting a missle at in this picture?
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:04 am
melancholy... fuk!
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:04 am
Still drinking melacholyballs?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:03 am
23 skidoo......d*** I'm drunk/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 12:57 am
thanks! 42 beavers.....
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 12:56 am
Nice! 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 12:32 am
I had no idea.....This has been done too many times.....I should be punished....TOC? got your whip?
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 12:26 am
Mine wasn't popular, either.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:18 pm
Overcast...with scattered debris.
ICEMAN - April 19, 2010, 11:07 pm
How's the weather?
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 10:21 pm
yep, big chair, at the head of the table...5L
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 10:14 pm
You were going to hell within your first 5 comments on Motifake. Why stop now!


MID SUMMERS FLING -


TAGS: where you going baby
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:51 pm
Sh1t *more beer on the keyboard*
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 8:49 pm
Happy shaving!
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:48 pm
Time to dig out the "mangroomer" and put on a little Traffic....The Mrs. is calling...night all
agdaniele - December 23, 2009, 1:25 am
Night, Bone
BoneCD - December 23, 2009, 1:24 am
Night all
BoneCD - December 5, 2009, 3:09 pm
L8TR guys and gals, games on!
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 1:14 pm
I should have saved this for the "First Time" challenge yesterday *dammit*
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:29 pm
My work is done here...now it's time to level my own playing field and go shave!
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 9:17 pm
Take it easy, Bone!
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 9:17 pm
Night all...off to the pool to scare everyone out!
agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 11:40 pm
Take it easy, Bone
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 11:37 pm
L8tr guys
Sean - September 6, 2009, 11:09 pm
Flung.
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:21 pm
Some things in life you just never forget...XD
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:19 pm
And by loosely, do you mean exactly?
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:12 pm
Thanks doofenshmirtz...it's loosely based on a true story
doofenshmirtz - September 5, 2009, 1:09 pm
That's great Bone One of my bestfriends is like that SUPER LOL!!!!!!! 5L
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 7:03 am
Thanks Aggy...sorry haven't seen you around, been crashing early lately. Have a great long weekend bro!
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 6:42 pm
Excellent. 5L
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 3:49 pm
Thanks bOB
bOB cHIN - September 4, 2009, 3:33 pm
...you can leave your hat on...This goes to HOF staus in...well, by the end of the year. We'll just have to keep bringing it back up in the comments section, cause with the fancy font and all it'll be dissed by the eighth graders.
Airman - September 4, 2009, 3:22 pm
LOL
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 2:34 pm
Thanks Ed
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 1:50 pm
5 forever ostracized lions. plus an extra five to the next poster I see of spacedog's for the use of the word hirsute.
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 12:20 pm
Thanks Space
Spacedog - September 4, 2009, 12:01 pm
5 hirsute lions. Well done Bone.
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:24 am
lmao thanks AK
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 11:22 am
Five.


PERSISTENCE -


TAGS: those young whipper snappers are going to approve my poster one of these years
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Giulio - October 30, 2009, 4:07 am
5L!
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:15 am
(ahem)... in best Pacino voice.... I'm just gettin' WARMED UP!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 3:14 am
It treated me to a fair amount of liquor, so......Good! and you?
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:13 am
Not much, senor... how's the day treating you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 3:10 am
What's up Hefe?
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:10 am
That's laughable.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 3:06 am
5. But you gotta stop throwing reality in my face Spacedog......I like my delusions.
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:01 am
LOL!! Ain't that the truth!


SAY OPRAH -


TAGS: just sayin obamacare is not going to take care of that
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

alkoholger - October 6, 2009, 1:17 pm
No. Its oprah. Aka a whale
Dogma - October 6, 2009, 10:46 am
That is not a shark dude.


THE MOST EXPENSIVE CAR CRASH EVER - Goes to Mr. Woods. $55 million and counting.


TAGS: mrs woods is going to be rich rich i tell you
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Houseplant

Cloudchaser - January 2, 2010, 12:32 am
"It's none of my business" Jack Nickalus on the Tiger Woods scandal


PORT O CALL HAITI - Royal Caribbean Cruises is still making the stop for some passenger R&R


TAGS: nothing like going ashore with piles of dead bodies
Rating: 3.08/5

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R.S.Jake - January 19, 2010, 6:11 pm
I agree, they should, but if you were on your HoneyMoon, would you really want to? I'm a horrible person, so I wouldn't want to. I probably WOULD help, but I wouldn't want to.
spacedog - January 19, 2010, 6:06 pm
Unbelievably bad decision. Hey honey, should we go get a keepsake? (Totally sarcastic) The crew and passengers should be giving any and all help they can to those unfortunate people since they are right there.
Bovee - January 19, 2010, 4:43 pm
Thats just poor planning. at least skip the island. has to be somewhere else they can go.
Airman - January 19, 2010, 4:39 pm
I was just reading about it. They have their own private little club there.. but the passengers can see the roads with the bodies piled up. Not the greatest decision
Derek - January 19, 2010, 4:31 pm
Think they'll get shore leave?


GOING ROUGE - Because saying "GOING MAVERICK" just makes you sound stupid


TAGS: sarah palin book going rouge maverick stupid
Rating: 3/5
Ed-Hyde - November 30, 2009, 11:00 am
Thanks, like I needed more nightmare fodder Mongo.
Mongo - November 30, 2009, 8:57 am
And I believe, our next Pres
Ed-Hyde - November 30, 2009, 7:11 am
How frightening is it that Palin is the most interesting person in the Republican party right now.
DreMagnum - November 30, 2009, 12:46 am
Thats why you stick with the solids
agdaniele - November 30, 2009, 12:29 am
I bow to your experience. I just had a bad run-in with some mercury once... turns out it's not very bio-friendly.
MrRandom - November 30, 2009, 12:28 am
Its a ***y metal.
agdaniele - November 30, 2009, 12:27 am
You'd like to fu ck Magnesium?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 30, 2009, 12:26 am
She makes me rethink what the acronym **** stands for. (Hint: it rhymes with an element)
Sean - November 29, 2009, 2:33 pm
Hel, I'd reluctantly buy a copy.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:27 pm
LMAO!!! Scarily true.
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 2:20 pm
If she had titled it "Going Commando" she would have sold a lot more books
Sean - November 29, 2009, 2:17 pm
Stop trolling me! *wipes tear*
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:16 pm
I like "is" - gives a new depth to the statement.
Sean - November 29, 2009, 2:13 pm
*in
Sean - November 29, 2009, 2:13 pm
Going ANYWHERE other than straight to the gym is a track suit ... now that makes you look stupid.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:11 pm
I think he meant "rouge"


HOW DO YOU KILL A ONE LEGGED FOX? - Make him run across Canada.


TAGS: i m going to hell for this one
Rating: 2.85/5

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crankyhead - June 30, 2010, 9:19 am
Yeah, it's gotta suck, y'know, when people treat you the same way you treat them.
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 7:47 pm
I'm not going to let you bait me into a pointless argument cranky. We've seen dozens just like you on motifake and it always ends the same.
forseti - June 29, 2010, 6:34 pm
uh... I'm a little self-centered I guess... sorry! ;)
crankyhead - June 29, 2010, 6:32 pm
Forseti, the comment was for TTH, don't sweat it.
forseti - June 29, 2010, 6:30 pm
lol, I'm sorry, cranky! Perhaps this time you're like the wrong-way driver, who's hearing the traffic news and says: "One wrong-way driver?? HUNDREDS!!!"... Next time we'll fight together again! ;)
crankyhead - June 29, 2010, 6:16 pm
I can't even agree with you now?
forseti - June 29, 2010, 5:17 pm
I would say that I'm probably pretty critical with TTH. *g* Whatever, this one seems funny to me. And I have to admit that I never heard of Terry Fox and now searched wikipedia for some infos which I've never done without it. Now I know this great guy! 5L
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is an old poster. I know better now. You on the other hand never seem to learn.
crankyhead - June 29, 2010, 3:25 pm
Couldn't agree with you more Trash, a joke is not a motifake...
vihtori - May 3, 2010, 2:15 am
im canadian lover terry fox but its still funny. and true. ouch!
LC - August 9, 2009, 12:25 am
I agree - that's pretty sick. We're talking about a national icon here folks - you Yanks who don't get it, Google and you will!
TheTrashHeap - July 21, 2009, 1:59 pm
Jetman quit whining!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 1:56 pm
I think it's funny and obviously TTH does as well so "Jetman" you're outvoted 3 to 1 so far. Any other Canadians want to vote?
CANADA - July 21, 2009, 11:09 am
That joke is a classic, and as a canadian I can say it makes me smile every time.
Jetman - July 21, 2009, 10:45 am
As a Canadian I have to say fail... Not even remotely funny.


CUBBYBEAR, LOGICDUDE, BRITON OF ROSE, AND RONSART - You four are my god ALL WORSHIP AT THE CHURCH OF THE GREYBEARD


TAGS: great now god is going to strike me down
Rating: 2.83/5

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DreMagnum - November 13, 2009, 2:30 pm
Hence why i make a suggestion, not a demand
LogicDude - November 13, 2009, 2:15 pm
But to make it happen now would lead DreMagnum to think he has power and control...and Mr. Motifake is NO man's puppet!!! Although I do third the motion... ;-)
Haarakkon - November 13, 2009, 4:23 am
Sean has certainly earned that right.
DreMagnum - November 13, 2009, 12:46 am
I also suggest Sean be made a greybeard
LogicDude - November 10, 2009, 5:16 pm
AND the old bedroom riddle: "What's the sound of one hand fapping?" Why one hand, you may ask? Because the "twins" need some attention too!
Briton of Rose - November 10, 2009, 4:09 pm
LogicDude has answered the old Zen riddle: "What's the sound of one hand clapping?"
LogicDude - November 10, 2009, 3:45 pm
*fap**fap**fap**fap* - wait, are we still on Briton or are we talking Naru now? Briton you say? Oh - *clap**clap**clap**clap*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2009, 12:40 pm
So....Does that make Naru a greybeard as well?
DreMagnum - November 10, 2009, 12:35 pm
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
Briton of Rose - November 10, 2009, 12:34 pm
I'm a Greybeard now?!? WOOOOOHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
motifake - November 10, 2009, 12:00 pm

Greybeard rank AWARDED
Dude 4515 - November 10, 2009, 1:41 am
Briton, you don't post on the forum often, but your posters are pure gold. your basicly a greybeard, without your beard yet
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 7:11 am
C'mon Briton, we all know about the sword stashed inside your cane...
Briton of Rose - October 15, 2009, 6:26 am
Wait, does this mean you want me to be a Greybeard? I mean, I've been here since June of last year, but I hardly think I'm qualified to be grouped with the likes of LD, Ron, and Cubby-sama. I'm just a humble swordsmith, one with a cutting sense of humor.
Derek - October 14, 2009, 10:28 pm
Briton of Rose has a beard?


RESILIENCE - Snow White is the new flavor of the week, huh? No biggie. The evil Queen simply replaced her once-trusty magic mirror with some more useful wall décor.


TAGS: okay okay i m going to bed now
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 12:26 am
Don't worry about it. You just went over a lot of heads. Can't let it get you down. You make great posters.
Produceman117 - November 9, 2009, 12:23 am
**jaw drops in shock of this poster's relative score**
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 6:53 pm
Thank you. I am a humble man...it's hard though, considering how awesome I am. jk
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 6:41 pm
Touché, but you're just being modest.
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 6:34 pm
You know what they say about blind squirrels...
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 6:10 pm
At last! You're the first one to mention/notice the symbolism of his name and my status here. Of course it'd be you, Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 6:06 pm
Noob Smoke...I laugh every time I see his name.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 6:05 pm
I always feel like someone's pointing and laughing at my avatar behind my back.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 5:21 pm
Oh I didn't mean you. I meant everyone else that 1L'd it. I gotta start navigating elsewhere instead of checking Motifake so often... I'm getting WAY too attached to the performance of my posters.
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 5:10 pm
poster. I already fived it.
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 5:10 pm
I don't just 1L things that I don't understand. I usually a**ume there's a joke I'm missing, a really good one, so I auto five. That's why woody often gets high marks from me...well, there's another reason, but I won't go into that. Anyway this is a good
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 5:01 pm
BART: It's all good. At least you actually asked instead of rating 1L and casually walking away. ZED: If you have to ask... lol
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 4:46 pm
O, I get it. The mirror was saying Snow White was the prettiest, because it has to speak honestly...but the statue, on the other hand, ALWAYS points at the queen. Clever. Subtle. Sailed rrrriigggghhhtttt over my head. lol
Zed - November 7, 2009, 4:38 pm
Yes, but what does that have to do with global warming?
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 3:52 pm
...always tells her that she is. That is, until Snow White grows up and becomes prettier than the queen. At that point the mirror tells the queen that Snow White is the prettiest. So the queen gets pissed and tries to kill her... you don't remember this?
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 3:49 pm
It's okay, Bart. Apparently everyone else felt the same way. (And I thought this was my best one) Um... so in the fairy tale, the evil queen has a magic mirror of which she looks into daily and basically asks who the prettiest woman is. The mirror...
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 1:23 pm
I hope this isn't a stupid question but...what?


SENSE - This picture makes none.


TAGS: i mean really is bruce willis going to shoot the rat or ratatouille
Rating: 2.7/5

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LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 8:53 am
Wanting to shoot Michael Moore and rescue the rat makes perfect sense. Yippeekiyay b****ez!
aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 8:51 am
epic ph**oshop fail
mmmBingSoo - November 15, 2009, 1:53 pm
it's a shoop u cant make a sense poster about a shoop


AIRMAN - His secret to success is finally revealed.




SUICIDE - My only escape now.


TAGS: wife nagging screaming whining b****ing complaining until i m going out of my freakin mind
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - December 28, 2009, 7:31 pm
Ah, the skill I never mastered until far, far, far too late!
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:25 pm
Or, learn the art of leaving a bad relationship.


BONECD -




guardian angel's had enough -


TAGS: what s really going on
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 23, 2017, 11:10 am
Thanks Cern!
concern3 - June 23, 2017, 4:46 am
Awesome, UP yours
mizzdizz - June 23, 2017, 12:08 am
You can have her! She's terrible! I didn't even noticed she had left.. chuckle, chuckle... Thanks, JW!
JesusWept - June 22, 2017, 10:43 pm
So she's available now? Great! ^^^^^Up


The Tough -


TAGS: tough going war soldier
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 8, 2017, 5:18 pm
"incoming fire has right-of-way"


Going Home -




Hyperbole -


TAGS: sho everything is going to be ok
Rating: 4.82/5

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mizzdizz - January 18, 2016, 8:31 pm
LOL! Nice, Greeny! 5L!
Sho - January 18, 2016, 1:53 pm
that's ok, I'll turn the lights off when I get in. 5/f
Reality Lord - January 18, 2016, 8:04 am

now this is funny, very nice greeny


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